Things You DO (and Do NOT) Want To Hear...

The plan for this morning was a ride with the guys but it turned out to be just me and The Columbian which is always just fine with me. It's always an entertaining ride with a conversation that makes the miles fly by. Today's highlights:

Good To Hear:
"Yeah, I can tell you're in much better shape this year. Your ass looks HARD! Can I touch it?"
"NO!"

Bad To Hear:
"Careful, Darling, twisty, steep downhill. Don't biff it!"

Good coffee and muffin, too!