What? Do I look like I'm 12?!?!?!

I decided to burn a PTO day yesterday and do some boarding. Headed up to Sunapee for nice day of playing in the snow. Three times while riding the lift, I had someone ask "Why aren't you in school today?" I realize I'm short and the baggy boarding pants and purple board with pink and white flowers don't help but really, I haven't been required by law to be in school in almost 30 years. I'm trying to take it as a compliment.