More Bahsten Speak

Overheard in the Women's room at the Garden before the Madonna concert:

1st Girl: "Do I look retahded?!?!? Do I look retahded?!?!?"
2nd Girl: "No, you look wicked good."
1st Girl: "Did you heah that dork?" That guy from Southie? He asked if I was a hookah?!?!?"
2nd Girl: "No, he did NOT!"
1st Girl: "Did to!"
2nd Girl: "No way!"
1st Girl: "Way!"
2nd Girl: "I think you look wicked good!"
1st Girl: "Yeah!! I'm dressed like Madawnner in the 80s! Do I look retahded?!?!?"
2nd Girl: "No, you don't look retahded! That dork's retahded! You don't look like no hookah."

Yeah, hard to believe, but I still love Boston.